I’ll be seeing you at that great big banana stand in the sky.
Welcome night terrors.
Peyton: Tails never fails
Eli: Catch coin in helmet, miraculously win Superbowl
Peyton: Nearly touched a few times by opposing team
Eli: Teammates sarcastically golf clapped after 4th quarter TD pass
Peyton: “You. Me. Applebee’s. One hour.”
Eli: (intermittent sobs stifled by chinstrap)
Peyton: Bud Light Lime
Eli: Own blood
I give it 2 weeks before somebody paints these spikes like little dicks.
I guess he’ll die…
Featuring the last people I would want to be on a sinking ship with.