You may have noticed over the past few months that there has been a conspicuous lack of coverage of the Charlie Sheen meltdown. This is also true of virtually every other topic, and for this, we here at Wheeeeeee apologize. But that’s in the past. DON’T ASK ME ABOUT MY PAST! Moving on, today we open the floodgates with coverage and observations of the day’s events with our uncanny, shot-to-the-ribs, bot-friendly voice that our readers have come to embrace like a slug from a bottle of Philadelphia on an unseasonably warm winter’s night.
So in the spirit of offering access to more content, we give you a way to block all references to Charlie Sheen on your computer thanks to the super-geniuses at F.A.T. (Free Art & Technology). Yes, you too can feel the power of being a big swinging dick in your own private politburo! It’s not all that different from having admin privileges here at Wheeeeeeee. Anyway, enjoy…before we redact it.