Sorry to be so grim lately, but the news broke a short time ago that The Macho Man has died in a car accident in Florida. See the report here. Go easy bug guy, I hope they have turnbuckles in heaven.

UPDATE

Here’s a little poem by Jason, who posted it in response to CNN’s coverage:

An Ode to Macho

Macho you amaze us
When you fly off the rope
And unlike Miss Elizabeth
You stayed off the dope

So, sleep well Macho
You are one of the greats
And tell St. Peter Oh Yeah!!
When you reach the pearly gates.

Well said.