July 4th is upon us (and yes mother I know it’s not until Wednesday! GOD!! Get out of my room!!!) so why not undo the top button of those flag pants, open another beer and enjoy the pyrotechnic sounds at work on Japandroids’ new single “The House That Heaven Built.” What better way to celebrate your independence than with indie music? Answer me that smart guy…
Hockey is a sport steeped in tradition, and thus honors a volume of unwritten rules that are widely regarded and adhered to. For instance, if an opposing player on a youth hockey team blatantly disregards the tenets of the sport during gameplay, the opposing coach shall violently trip that player during the post-game handshake, ideally breaking a bone.
It may sound harsh, but if you have a better way of turning these kids into assholes, I’d love to hear it.
Every Wednesday, we pull the most viewed YouTube video of the week and apply insignificant metrics in an attempt to gain a cursory, wildly-generalized understanding of the world around us. This week: an existential crisis descends.