Hey everyone! Wheeeeeeee is headed down to Tijuana for our annual field trip and will return on Tuesday with more of whatever it is that compels you to keep coming back. Keep it up by the way because we love it! Until then, you may wish to read a book or even better, drink from a bottle that you hide in a book. Whatever you choose to do, know that we here at Wheeeeeeee will be somewhere, missing you.
Birds are an amazing species. First, they raise water levels one painstaking pebble at a time. Then, they catch fish with bread. What’s next? Grow to seven feet tall and teach our children the A-B-Cs through the use of song? Oh fuck. The end of human reign is nigh.