In the Key of Seethe

This guy has problems that extend beyond his stubby unresponsive fingers, as evidenced by the empty room that sports a lone chair under a hanging bare bulb. Something tells me the velcro shoes weren’t his idea. Here’s hoping he doesn’t break a string…

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Fly Guy

See kids? All you need is some conductive fabric (???) and what looks like a DIY doorbell (paging Señior Dingdong) and the shameful act of checking your fly will be instantly replaced by a fear that everyone thinks you’re scratching your pee hole through your change pocket. That’s progress with an uppercase P.

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