Well, if you needed a reason to justify the continued existence of network television, here you go!
Playing the Zelda theme (titled, Lost Woods) on a unicycle through the woods. Does this fall under the jurisdiction of the Fish and Wildlife Service or am I authorized to punch this guy in the face with a Nintendo Power Glove?
This guy has problems that extend beyond his stubby unresponsive fingers, as evidenced by the empty room that sports a lone chair under a hanging bare bulb. Something tells me the velcro shoes weren’t his idea. Here’s hoping he doesn’t break a string…
This ad for Škoda automobiles is simply clever. The brand’s tagline is “Simply Clever.” And just like that: advertising utopia.
Footage of a prison break in Arkansas. No slinking against walls or spotlights here…dude just makes a dash for it. Is it bad that I’m rooting for him?
See kids? All you need is some conductive fabric (???) and what looks like a DIY doorbell (paging Señior Dingdong) and the shameful act of checking your fly will be instantly replaced by a fear that everyone thinks you’re scratching your pee hole through your change pocket. That’s progress with an uppercase P.
Ha! If you thought the Boy Scouts were nerdy, these guys take it up a knot*. You know, that isn’t really fair, because as a former scout myself, let me tell you…OK. It’s fair.
Bros, this is non-nekkid porn at its finest: take a ride on a rocket booster (aw yell yeah) as it ascends into space and plummets back to earth. All in high def video + molar-rattling sound reminiscent of THX:
Apparently the internet has grown tired of static images of Steve Buscemi’s face grafted onto other celebrities. I mean, you haven’t really ruined Emma Watson for anybody until you add the crucial element that is audio. Think of it as the sun dried tomato on your sandwich.
Well, there goes the last remaining use for baseball cards. End of an era people…