Well folks, as my dear mother would say, Summer’s all over but the crankin’. And from everyone here at Internet HQ, we hope you had a sweet-ass vernal party these past few months, and are poised for one last big hurrah this weekend—the Laboriest of all weekends. We’ll be rooting for ya, whilst bobbing our heads subling to the golden synths and silky voice of Mr. Don Henley.
I love dogs as much as the next guy, but it’s tough not to admire how well this kangaroo handles his bidness while fighting this retriever. Chest out, arms tensed, movements steady…you better get on up outta there, lassie. This aint no game of catch.
There’s a lot to love about this young Finnish rapper’s skillz (we’re still pluralizing with z’s, right?) but if I had to pick the true standout here it would have to be the vocal stylings of a young Tina Fey.
An eagle flies into a mega-church by accident to chants of U-S-A and promptly faceplants into a plate glass window. Metaphor received.
First live show in 22 years. YES!
I like a man with ingenuity. Who among us hasn’t longed for a way to make lawn mowing easier and more lawsuity?
This textbook case of McNugget rage seems to have been brought on by excessive gaming, meth, and early onset of reality. Only breakfast is served before 11AM. That’s the social contract under which we all live ma’am.
Jeez, could he have at least clawed the furniture before simpering away like some sort of golden retriever runt? This is not the way any God-fearing feline behaves.
Yeah, well…your bangs are stupid.
Is it Taxidermy? Is it puppetry? It’s the headliner in this year’s 2013 Wheeeeeeee-MA Awards, that’s what!