Settle down, John Kasich Super PAC. The Onion’s take on Ted Cruz was commentary, not an instruction manual.
The future of sexy robots is here, and it comes with neck wrinkles. Also worth noting is that the creator of this hairless, steely temptress looks a lot like Dave—Wheeeeeeee! cofounder and notorious AI horndog. Suddenly, our core audience of bots and crawling algorithms makes all the sense in the world.
Parenting 101: When teaching your one-year-old how to stage dive, make sure you use the right stimuli.
HT to Matt C
Stock video office party. Gives a whole new meaning to “Johnson in Accounting.”
Hipster jokes aside, this hyperlapse of a tri-bridge jaunt around NYC is quite enjoyable.
But dude, no a kombucha stop?
“How about we sit right there? Dangling over the barrier on turn 6?”