HT to The Famous Mike D
Is this Elmer Fudd’s personal hell?
And you just know he’s gonna test it out on the kid first.
In all seriousness, I think the technology for LifePoint exists, and it’s only a matter of time before we have it at our disposal. The Onion isn’t satire. It’s prophesy.
Come for the third-world ingenuity, stay for the groans in the slow-mo reprise.
Because humans live forever, they can spend 200 hours taking 40-year-old technology and making it play a 50-year-old song.