Look at the control. The command. I bet he even has a better jump shot. I guarantee you that Putin wouldn’t be so cavalier about Western interests with this tyke at the helm.
HT to The Famous Mike D
Is this Elmer Fudd’s personal hell?
And you just know he’s gonna test it out on the kid first.
In all seriousness, I think the technology for LifePoint exists, and it’s only a matter of time before we have it at our disposal. The Onion isn’t satire. It’s prophesy.
Come for the third-world ingenuity, stay for the groans in the slow-mo reprise.