Here’s an eye-opening look into fashion retouching.
The way I see it, this is the combination of a Nike ad, an ESPN ad, a NY Lotto ad. Oh, and probably the best thing about being Mats Sundin.
Well, that tears it. I’m off to buy a Kia Sport and sign up for Lumosity.
hat Tip to Joohee
Looks good. While we wait for it to come out in theaters, let’s all enjoy Roger at his sarcastic, patronizing, assholey best:
If a Porsche stuffed with Snickers bars was a common sweepstakes prize back in the 1980’s, I think we need to reevaluate the assumption that we’ve evolved as a society.
That’s some mighty fine scaremongering…and some piss-poor acting. Someone mix these gals some mojitos to loosen-out the starch, stat!
HT to Mike D
So the world has gone ahead and fixed everything wrong with itself when I wasn’t looking. Apparently McDonalds has brought back Dirty Ron and given him the creds to their twitter account according to this report. They’ve also outfitted him with fancy new duds including cargo pants and a vest. Look out Blossom, looks like these two are about square off in a Who Wore It Better death match. Word is, certain glammy celebrities will be looking on with quiet concern…stay tuned America as this story develops.
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