Well, tomorrow is the New York Islanders’ last home game of yet another dismal season. I’m posting Mike Bossy’s French-Canadian KFC commercial as a reminder of better times, when the Isles ruled the skies, scooping up deep fried flightless birds and Stanley Cups in equal measure. Get’em next year…the bucket of drums, that is.

Killin’ Me Softy


Man, it must have been some kind of winter because I completely forgot about the jingle that will soon surround me at all times, burrowing into my subconscious and manifesting as a dreamscape wherein a vast and unknowable soft serve sea laps gently at a shaved ice shore beneath a void dotted with rainbow sprinkles.