Do Hashtag Browns Come With That?

So the world has gone ahead and fixed everything wrong with itself when I wasn’t looking. Apparently McDonalds has brought back Dirty Ron and given him the creds to their twitter account according to this report. They’ve also outfitted him with fancy new duds including cargo pants and a vest. Look out Blossom, looks like these two are about square off in a Who Wore It Better death match. Word is, certain glammy celebrities will be looking on with quiet concern…stay tuned America as this story develops.

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Barbie-sol

Now why didn’t this result in a generation of women who felt they needed to shave their men and rub them down with Old Spice? I guess Ken just wasn’t the influencer that Barbie is. Hear that plastic woman roar!

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