Great tune! I haven’t heard this much truthiness about advertising since Paul Anka!
A little late for Valentine’s Day, but who among is can resist kiss fails backed by Seal? WHO, GOD DAMMIT?
And this is why Kline got the Oscar. Happy Valentines Day to all the lovers out there!
Well, this is just heartwarming. Although part of me wants to yell “fake!” because they are way underdressed; the part of me that the internet has turned into a cynical monster who is tough to be around…but let’s just roll with this one.
I aint even snarkin’…this is adorable.
Who doesn’t like it rough-and-wrinkled, amirite guys?
HT to Mike D
Just a gentle reminder here, Halloween is upon us. Is your costume ready? Mine’s almost done! Just a little more latex around the rib rolls and it’s all set. Can you guess who I am? Why I’m me silly—wearing Lynda Carter‘s skin!
Buy yours here! As if this mask wasn’t reason enough to pay them a visit, there are also a ton of videos like this posted there:
Hat tip to Jules
A mechaphile is someone who forms an emotional and physical relationship with machines. For example, this gentleman lost his virginity to a neighbor’s Volkswagen Beetle in the early 60′s, and has plenty more car coitus tales to tell. Let’s listen, shall we?
I couldn’t agree more with this tutorial. Here’s a tip: Have some fun with the protein you dangle from your neck, make it your own! Interested in attracting someone to go on long hikes with, perhaps a bit outdoorsy? Try a venison shank!
This sounds good in theory: a connection portal for crazy cat people to share their crazy brand of love. But have you thought about the Dorito-fueled cat custody battles this will create? Or the ASPCA receptionist who must now endure relationship problems on top of the regular helping of unhinged patter? Or the sex tapes? MY GOD, THE SEX TAPES.
HT to Mike D