Too much fruit cake will do that, Conan. Just hold it in a little longer!
Apologies for the belated BBT post y’all. If I could turn back time I would. All I can is apologize through song:
Sad news today. Brooke Shields’ mother Teri passed away today. Our condolences and best wishes to our favorite thing about Tuesdays.
Man breaks the Brooke barrier. U-S-A!!!
We have to get you out of here Mr. President. Somebody phoned in a Brooke-Bomb threat!