Do Hashtag Browns Come With That?

So the world has gone ahead and fixed everything wrong with itself when I wasn’t looking. Apparently McDonalds has brought back Dirty Ron and given him the creds to their twitter account according to this report. They’ve also outfitted him with fancy new duds including cargo pants and a vest. Look out Blossom, looks like these two are about square off in a Who Wore It Better death match. Word is, certain glammy celebrities will be looking on with quiet concern…stay tuned America as this story develops.

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Killin’ Me Softy

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Man, it must have been some kind of winter because I completely forgot about the jingle that will soon surround me at all times, burrowing into my subconscious and manifesting as a dreamscape wherein a vast and unknowable soft serve sea laps gently at a shaved ice shore beneath a void dotted with rainbow sprinkles.

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