And you just know he’s gonna test it out on the kid first.
Everyone say hello to Toilet Pants Man. I’ll wait…Ok! Well now that we’re all friends I think I’ll just turn things over to TPM. I can’t wait until this is available for Gameboy.
Now why didn’t this result in a generation of women who felt they needed to shave their men and rub them down with Old Spice? I guess Ken just wasn’t the influencer that Barbie is. Hear that plastic woman roar!
Man, it must have been some kind of winter because I completely forgot about the jingle that will soon surround me at all times, burrowing into my subconscious and manifesting as a dreamscape wherein a vast and unknowable soft serve sea laps gently at a shaved ice shore beneath a void dotted with rainbow sprinkles.
Well, it looks as if the spring thaw is upon us so why not turn our attention to summer movies. This one in particular has the rare distinction of being a super hero movie that I will actually be seeing.
I now know what kind of father I’m going to be. I’m also looking into being adopted by this family.
And our friends just keep on giving today, hat tip to Larry
It’s no secret that even one joint can tear a family apart. That entrapment, lies, and murder often result from just a few innocent puffs. The true mystery in all this: who holds a basketball in their lap during such an important family moment?
HT to Juango
Are you having anxiety about parenthood? This may help. And thank god my wife doesn’t read this blog, or I’d be toast.
A very happy lunar new year to all of our Chinese amigos! In keeping with a tradition I’ve just started today, we will be airing the Half Christmas Yule Log to honor this, and all other holidays because they just rule. So gather your kith and kin unto you and have a super day of just kicking it!