YouTube—the official platform of America’s Downfall©—has now come full circle by parodying the cultural degradation they wield so efficiently. Does this signal better, more substantive video days ahead? Nah. My guess is that people will be actually “Clocking” soon in a flashmob near you.
The Pixies are back in PCF which is always a good thing with their new single Snakes which followed the announcement of a new album titled (we think) Indie Cindy. The video is kinda snacky, kinda gorey. Well, if you happen to be a pinata or college mascot it is. At any rate, a new Pixies song will always have a home as a PCF so enjoy and try to keep your head together. Have a great weekend y’all!
Really just an excuse for extended learning: “The Ritz Brothers were an American comedy team who appeared in films, and as live performers from 1925 to the late 1960s.”
Yep, your weekend is over. Not jazzed about the week ahead? We feel ya’…Cue the cut of all of Tina’s moans from Bob’s Burgers.
Crazy week around here at Internet HQ. We’re real sorry about that, bots. Please accept this Kurt Vile song that I’ve had on repeat for three weeks as our humble apology.
See y’all next week!
And this is why Kline got the Oscar. Happy Valentines Day to all the lovers out there!
Thanks for all the memories Ralph Kiner. McCarver, you’re still a dickhead.
This guy is my lawyer for life. Watch your back Jacoby & Meyers!
A very happy lunar new year to all of our Chinese amigos! In keeping with a tradition I’ve just started today, we will be airing the Half Christmas Yule Log to honor this, and all other holidays because they just rule. So gather your kith and kin unto you and have a super day of just kicking it!
Rare is the time we throw up a Letterman clip, but you gotta hand it to the guy: he knows how to time a zing.
Get this guy a band aid, cuz he’s cut! This is why I would never do away with the All-Star game in hockey. At least not in Russia’s KHL. By the way, great to see old Miroslav Satan. Fun fact: the entire event is filmed using dashboard cams.