I’m with you, Fido. The birthday song is stupid.
This one’s for Little Michelle.
It took this video to make me realize that dogs don’t have eyebrows. I’m an idiot.
I’m trashing my CatPiano app as I write this.
This sounds good in theory: a connection portal for crazy cat people to share their crazy brand of love. But have you thought about the Dorito-fueled cat custody battles this will create? Or the ASPCA receptionist who must now endure relationship problems on top of the regular helping of unhinged patter? Or the sex tapes? MY GOD, THE SEX TAPES.
HT to Mike D
This unshaven hippie rocks out to some choice jams and you can’t help but get caught up in the groove. Crunchy…
Yep. That’s our internet.
This seems so familiar…have we posted it before? Or perhaps that was just a glorious dream? Best not to take chances—ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, we invite you to learn about whisper watch alerts, sensitive areas, and patchwork silk blazers in So Your Cat Wants a Massage?
“Yeah, it’s our new project. A robotic dog. No, DOG, not LOG. ROBOTIC DOG. RO-BOT DOG! D! DOG! WHAT????”
A new requirement for any future dogs I may own: singing, specifically accordion accompaniment.
Well, Fall is upon us and I thought I’d take a moment to remind the pet owners out there about the benefits of dog boots. I could go on and enumerate the many advantages, but I prefer to let this video awkwardly attempt to stand on it’s own feet.