Sammy Sosa is now on Pinterest. And we should all be thankful. The image above is but one of many like-minded poses that the former slugger generously shares. I think my esteemed colleague Dave summed it up best: “He’s looking great! Finally got that bleach-to-roid ratio just right.”
Never has a face more in need of punching graced the internet.
Here’s a great costume idea that’s also versitile: start throwing the cats at partygoers, and suddenly you’re Eleanor Abernathy from the Simpsons. Yes I looked that up.
In all seriousness, I’m buying this.
Taken ether ironically or genuinely, this is funny/cute/harrowing.
What, you think I’m gonna let Dave hog the whole feline-related spotlight? Two can paw this game, brah.
Writing advice posted on Pinterest:
Actual words shouted at my screen:
So evokative. So eloquent. So goddamn true. This is the real talk you can only find on Pinterest. So why no space around the equal sign? It’s the little things, guuuuuuhrl.
She must be real fun at dinner parties. Or the line at Shoney’s. Whichever.
You never know exactly how you’ll feel when you leave Pinterest, but “confused” is always an option on the Scantron. To wit: exactly who’s crumby boobs are we talking about here?
Only on Pinterest will you find people rallying around a mush of Dave Matthews Band lyrics. Such a fascinating place.
Where does one who prepares this fall on the crazy scale? Above or below Cat Lady?