So what if Al Sharpton isn’t quite up on world affairs and his reading comprehension needs work? The dude lost weight in his old age and is lookin’ fly…in America, that’s more than enough to hold down poorly-rated show on an awful network.
You talking to me about safety? That train has left the station, amigo.
Moments later, emboldened by his balancing and spatial mastery, Putin stabbed his fellow statesman with the very same pen. ‘Cuz he’s an asshole like that.
OK, stupid headline. But good ad. Honest.
Meanwhile, in the House of Representatives…
A very special midnight Fuck You to the Tea Party.
Forget the Treyvon case, the austerity-stunted global economic recovery, and the name of Kate’s baby. It’s here, within the faux-wood paneled walls of the Canadian city council, that humanity’s course will be set.
Miller to miss Game 7…he’ll be in Guantanamo.
Rush, do you feel that? That’s the future breathing down your neck. Smells like A1 Steak Sauce and bile.
John Oliver from The Daily Show takes a jaunt to Australia to discuss gun control, and boy does he hit the target.