Look at the control. The command. I bet he even has a better jump shot. I guarantee you that Putin wouldn’t be so cavalier about Western interests with this tyke at the helm.
You talking to me about safety? That train has left the station, amigo.
Moments later, emboldened by his balancing and spatial mastery, Putin stabbed his fellow statesman with the very same pen. ‘Cuz he’s an asshole like that.
OK, stupid headline. But good ad. Honest.
Meanwhile, in the House of Representatives…
A very special midnight Fuck You to the Tea Party.
Forget the Treyvon case, the austerity-stunted global economic recovery, and the name of Kate’s baby. It’s here, within the faux-wood paneled walls of the Canadian city council, that humanity’s course will be set.
Miller to miss Game 7…he’ll be in Guantanamo.
Rush, do you feel that? That’s the future breathing down your neck. Smells like A1 Steak Sauce and bile.