After a long dormant period where we spent almost a year under the Earth’s crust encased in ice (it’s hot there? – Shut up already!) we have emerged ready to bring you the freshest of the fresh…only fresher. It’s a good day to be alive.
OK. I’m convinced. I’m watching this show. Assuming I get the OWN Network. Do I get the OWN Network?
Yeah, well…your bangs are stupid.
If someone asked me, “Dan, would you like to see nearly three minutes of estrogen-fueled contempt veiled with Saran Wrap?” I’d probably decline, because it sounds painful. And it is! But it’s also mesmerizing. Not just because the aggressor is a delight for the eyes, but because the banter is so genuinely hate-filled. I eagerly await the inevitable hair pulling session in front of a graphic-laden green screen. THANK YOU LAMESTREAM MEDIA!
Big up to Dan for holding up all 8 e’s since I’ve been down with atomic lung rot. I’m back and trying to get back in the swing of things with the help of these lovely ladies and lads.
Greetings from the Wheeeeeeee bunker. We are currently bracing for Hurricane Sandy here in the New York metro area, which so far has consisted of being gouged for bottled water. From all reports, that could change very soon. Needless to say, posting may be limited for the next day or so, but we’ll be back as soon as the storm passes. In the meantime, this one goes out to all you Zone A-types out there. Stay classy, stay dry, and stay safe.
Apologies for the drop-off for the last couple of days. I had a family health scare, but thankfully all is good and Wheeeeeeee is back up and running! So without any further adieu, let’s light this candle!!
Hey everyone! Wheeeeeeee is headed down to Tijuana for our annual field trip and will return on Tuesday with more of whatever it is that compels you to keep coming back. Keep it up by the way because we love it! Until then, you may wish to read a book or even better, drink from a bottle that you hide in a book. Whatever you choose to do, know that we here at Wheeeeeeee will be somewhere, missing you.
Adiós!! Till Tuesday amigos!!