Hat tip to Kim!
Can you recognize the symptoms? It can be as subtle as saying logging on as opposed to logging in. One vowel may not seem like much, but it hurl you right into the lame and out of touch category. The only exception might be if you do that shit on purpose—then you a bad bitch…
Let’s take a moment, get up from our terminals and get some blood in those vital muscle groups. Tank top weather is almost here!
Sanitation, surface tension and schlongs. Yep, the week’s almost over.
Are you having anxiety about parenthood? This may help. And thank god my wife doesn’t read this blog, or I’d be toast.
Welp, it’s fixing to get pretty cold around these parts and it’s better you know now what happens to boiling water as it leaves a water gun in sub-zero temps. Keep that in mind when you leave the bar before emptying out.
Keep yourselves, your families, and most off all the Shatner safe this Thanksgiving.
Winter is coming. Won’t you take a stand before it’s too late? Won’t you?
Well, Fall is upon us and I thought I’d take a moment to remind the pet owners out there about the benefits of dog boots. I could go on and enumerate the many advantages, but I prefer to let this video awkwardly attempt to stand on it’s own feet.
Remembering the horror, confusion, bravery, unity, division, senselessness, and consciousness.