Are you having anxiety about parenthood? This may help. And thank god my wife doesn’t read this blog, or I’d be toast.
Welp, it’s fixing to get pretty cold around these parts and it’s better you know now what happens to boiling water as it leaves a water gun in sub-zero temps. Keep that in mind when you leave the bar before emptying out.
Keep yourselves, your families, and most off all the Shatner safe this Thanksgiving.
Winter is coming. Won’t you take a stand before it’s too late? Won’t you?
Well, Fall is upon us and I thought I’d take a moment to remind the pet owners out there about the benefits of dog boots. I could go on and enumerate the many advantages, but I prefer to let this video awkwardly attempt to stand on it’s own feet.
Remembering the horror, confusion, bravery, unity, division, senselessness, and consciousness.
Twerking, Yankee Candles and roomates who don’t know what a g-string hanging on a doorknob means: a recipe certain disaster.
Hat tip to MK
But seriously: Fire is hot. Water is wet. And young Reginald VelJohnson could sing the hell out of a tune.
If you ever wondered what to do in the face of a bear attack, and you are also a wide-eyed blonde who either a) can’t act or b) is very good at acting ironically, please watch this video at once.
Moms who catch their sons masturbating can be the coolest moms in the world.