Settle down, John Kasich Super PAC. The Onion’s take on Ted Cruz was commentary, not an instruction manual.
Stock video office party. Gives a whole new meaning to “Johnson in Accounting.”
Having a twin fetish is one thing. But what kind of crazy bastard would want those four eyebrows bearing down on him, day after day?
This is why your favorite lift was closed last winter.
this video has it all: a cringe-inducing splat, the indifference of today’s shirtless NASCAR fan and what looks like dwarf-aid.
Looks good. While we wait for it to come out in theaters, let’s all enjoy Roger at his sarcastic, patronizing, assholey best:
Wow. This one goes out to the jagoffs at facebook. Now that’s a violation!
15 minutes of sphincter-clenching fun! Also, why I hate flying, in one handy video.
Here’s a really drunk guy re-entering the club in exactly the same way that likely got him tossed out.