In keeping with this morning’s musical theme, here’s whatever this is. All I can really get from this is that the one in the middle with that raw sneer is the leader. Oh, and that the one on the far right is in desperate need of a pedialite.
Instead of a snarky comment about lame Seattle residents who won’t jaywalk, I’ll tell you a story: When I saw this video, I was confused. Because it wasn’t set in New York. Because I honestly didn’t consider or fathom that anyone would be celebrating the Seahawk’s victory in any American city other than NYC, since we hosted it.
And that, my friends, is why New Yorkers are assholes.