This is the Jimmy Kimmel of YouTube videos: it starts off slow and frivolous, but becomes more poignant and mesmerizing with each passing poop reference.
Punk’s not dead, it just wanted to be 30% more snoggable.
HT to JP
Man, this place was a ghost town today. Let’s have Joe Izuzu take care of that.
A Hot Topic shopper with a sense of humor and a dose of self-awareness? He must be the most popular guy in the Starbucks parking lot.
I knew she didn’t need Auto-tune.
Hat tip to Juango
Here are some of your favorite cartoon character’s voices revealed and possibly tainted forever in your memory. I’d call out a spoiler alert here, but we’re all adults…And wouldn’t Uncle Phil be proud <SNIFF>.
Like Beth, I too struggle with pre-conference call banter, “Oh good yeah…Just…making it. You know.” Oh, I know.
Funny how the worst thing about commuting from Long Island can also be kind of great at times.
There are many delightful angles to choose from here—awful pot puns, the deterioration of TV news in America, that patronizing reporter who needs a splash of bong water to the face—but perhaps the most amusing is the opening lede: “…Barbara Harvey does not fit the stereotype” REALLY? THE SPACED-OUT BABY-BOOMER WEARING A CRYSTAL NECKLACE ACCOMPANIED BY THE GRANDPA IN A LEATHER JACKET AND A PINK FLOYD T-SHIRT “DOESN’T FIT THE STEREOTYPE”?!?!?!?!?
I’m sure the Lord got a chuckle out of this, gazing down and witnessing his ultimate sacrifice and essential wisdom being usurped (and even trivialized!) by a Divisional Round matchup. T-shirts and bicep kissing: the true tenets of Christianity.