Local news writers…is there any denominator they won’t burrow for?
HT to The Famous Mike D
In all seriousness, I think the technology for LifePoint exists, and it’s only a matter of time before we have it at our disposal. The Onion isn’t satire. It’s prophesy.
Because humans live forever, they can spend 200 hours taking 40-year-old technology and making it play a 50-year-old song.
Wow. This one goes out to the jagoffs at facebook. Now that’s a violation!
If a Porsche stuffed with Snickers bars was a common sweepstakes prize back in the 1980′s, I think we need to reevaluate the assumption that we’ve evolved as a society.
Hat tip to Kim!
If Netflix was a person, Buzzfeed thinks he’d go a little something like this…
A supercut of vocal hooks from the 90′s? WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!