Well, tomorrow is the New York Islanders’ last home game of yet another dismal season. I’m posting Mike Bossy’s French-Canadian KFC commercial as a reminder of better times, when the Isles ruled the skies, scooping up deep fried flightless birds and Stanley Cups in equal measure. Get’em next year…the bucket of drums, that is.

I Walked into this One

Instead of a snarky comment about lame Seattle residents who won’t jaywalk, I’ll tell you a story: When I saw this video, I was confused. Because it wasn’t set in New York. Because I honestly didn’t consider or fathom that anyone would be celebrating the Seahawk’s victory in any American city other than NYC, since we hosted it.

And that, my friends, is why New Yorkers are assholes.