Whatever. Sounds too close to the peanut butter. And I’ll be damned if I support those commie bastards. I’m a Skippy man. Like my father and my grandfather before me.
Meet Circuit Scribe: the pen that connects circuits with conductive ink. No wires (or potatoes) needed.
We spend a lot of time on YouTube here at Internet HQ, and this whole forced integration with Google+ is maddening. No, we don’t want to sign in to Google+. No, we’d actually rather see the entire universe of comments, since that’s where the crazy is. No, we don’t want to use our real names, because the internet is built on anonymity-fueled aggression, and dammit, that’s the way we like it. This gentlemen captures our frustrations well. And so, we share:
Technology! Sports! Nerd Fights! This year, the NBA installed SportVU in all arenas—a behemoth, big-brothery tracking system that will reveal things like who touches the ball the least, the part of the floor a player scores from most often, miles run during a game, and (conceivably) how many times Kevin Garnett says “Cheerios” per 48 min. All kidding aside, this is a fun development for NBA fans and basement dwellers everywhere. SB Nation helps disseminate the system and its potential.
Almost an hour of Bill Gates being patronizing and petulant whilst under questioning by Uncle Sam. Feel free to skip around—you really can pick it up from anywhere.
In space, no one can hear you flub your lines.
If you’re a parent, Halloween is a time for dressing your kid up in the funniest way possible, and then laughing in his face. Secretly, this is a big driver for me to have children.
I’m not even sure how funny this is; I just think I have a sweet spot for anything with the Seinfeld bass line and a laugh track.