The future of sexy robots is here, and it comes with neck wrinkles. Also worth noting is that the creator of this hairless, steely temptress looks a lot like Dave—Wheeeeeeee! cofounder and notorious AI horndog. Suddenly, our core audience of bots and crawling algorithms makes all the sense in the world.
In all seriousness, I think the technology for LifePoint exists, and it’s only a matter of time before we have it at our disposal. The Onion isn’t satire. It’s prophesy.
Because humans live forever, they can spend 200 hours taking 40-year-old technology and making it play a 50-year-old song.
Wow. This one goes out to the jagoffs at facebook. Now that’s a violation!
If Netflix was a person, Buzzfeed thinks he’d go a little something like this…
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Does an acapella cover of theme to Mike Tyson’s Punchout really need a setup? All righty then, put’em away!!
Here’s a fun game: Try to spot where the animal endangerment ends and the bad CGI begins.
Here are some of your favorite cartoon character’s voices revealed and possibly tainted forever in your memory. I’d call out a spoiler alert here, but we’re all adults…And wouldn’t Uncle Phil be proud <SNIFF>.