No follow-ups here. I’m good.
The World Cup is here and I can’t wait to see what charming local crowd-mover is going to have the bright lights of sporting glory shone upon it this go-around. My bet is tear gas. What’s yours?
This is a Nationwide house, son. Lump it or leave it!
Typically I wait until later in the day to do PCF, but today I’m just busting. Why? Because The Pixies have released their first song since 2004 called Bagboy and it’s just jumped to the top of my summer playlist. A little side note: two weeks after Kim Deal had officially quit the band, it sure a hell sounds like she’s singing on this track and to that I say Rock! This monkey’s gone to heaven…
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There are few core truths in online video, but if it begins with “Now?” and ends with “Oh Damn!” then it’s probably going to be worth your time. If it also features an older gentlemen cartwheeling, you can go ahead and bet the farm.
This starts out normal enough. A standard panhandler’s spiel that any strap hanger could recite in their sleep, but it isn’t until the banker–played very believably, and by far the best performance–arrives on the scene does this video really start to take off.
Here’s a little game you can play on that bus ride back to the family for Thanksgiving: Try to see how far into this clip of a 1 minute speed rap sermon you can get before you reach over and punch the person next to you in the face.
Here’s a chaser:
There’s a movie coming out called Seven Psychopaths. So what do they go and do? They go and make a cat version of the trailer, because—and I know this will come as a shock—the internet LOVES cats. So if you want to hear Woody Harleson, Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, and Colin Farrell (among others) depicted as crudely animated, live-action cat characters, this is your chance. Personally, I feel a little manipulated by this cheap foray into feline fuckery, but…here we are, posting anyway. Feed the machine and stay in line, Dan.