Having a twin fetish is one thing. But what kind of crazy bastard would want those four eyebrows bearing down on him, day after day?
HT to The Famous Mike D
Is this Elmer Fudd’s personal hell?
And you just know he’s gonna test it out on the kid first.
In all seriousness, I think the technology for LifePoint exists, and it’s only a matter of time before we have it at our disposal. The Onion isn’t satire. It’s prophesy.
Come for the third-world ingenuity, stay for the groans in the slow-mo reprise.
Because humans live forever, they can spend 200 hours taking 40-year-old technology and making it play a 50-year-old song.
Short TED video about how linguists study languages, and how they forensically and imperfectly try to identify the origins of the way we talk around the world.
Looks good. While we wait for it to come out in theaters, let’s all enjoy Roger at his sarcastic, patronizing, assholey best: