Settle down, John Kasich Super PAC.
was commentary, not an instruction manual. The Onion’s take on Ted Cruz
In the 1990’s, Bill Gates and
Henny Youngman sat down, played Leisure Suit Larry, enjoyed a hot, sweaty night of jokemaking, and had a baby.
Everything is Terrible!
Hipster jokes aside, this hyperlapse of a tri-bridge jaunt around NYC is quite enjoyable.
But dude, no a kombucha stop?
That’s it, folks. We’re done. Nothing left to do or see.
Shut it down.
“How about we sit right there? Dangling over the barrier on turn 6?”
Local news writers…is there any denominator they won’t burrow for?
[The High Definite]
A woman was thrown off a flight from LAX to NYC for continually singing Whitney Houston. American Airlines announced they will gladly offer refunds to passengers…all they need to do is
HT to Juango
Having a twin fetish is one thing. But what kind of crazy bastard would want those four eyebrows bearing down on him, day after day?
[I Heart Chaos]
Apparently” kid! Look at this man with the furball chin and the confident, self-assured manner. This is your future, should you choose to accept it. One day—if you study real hard and combine your psychotropics responsibly—you too can be King of the White Trash Raves.
Look at the control. The command. I bet he even has a better
jump shot. I guarantee you that Putin wouldn’t be so cavalier about Western interests with this tyke at the helm.
And look at the little
Millhouse, who marvels and coos and just wants some of it all to rub off on him. Growing up is hard.