Local news writers…is there any denominator they won’t burrow for?
A woman was thrown off a flight from LAX to NYC for continually singing Whitney Houston. American Airlines announced they will gladly offer refunds to passengers…all they need to do is show receipts.
HT to Juango
Having a twin fetish is one thing. But what kind of crazy bastard would want those four eyebrows bearing down on him, day after day?
HT to The Famous Mike D
Is this Elmer Fudd’s personal hell?
And you just know he’s gonna test it out on the kid first.
In all seriousness, I think the technology for LifePoint exists, and it’s only a matter of time before we have it at our disposal. The Onion isn’t satire. It’s prophesy.
Come for the third-world ingenuity, stay for the groans in the slow-mo reprise.
Because humans live forever, they can spend 200 hours taking 40-year-old technology and making it play a 50-year-old song.