Finally! Internet Dating for Cat Lovers

This sounds good in theory: a connection portal for crazy cat people to share their crazy brand of love. But have you thought about the Dorito-fueled cat custody battles this will create? Or the ASPCA receptionist who must now endure relationship problems on top of the regular helping of unhinged patter? Or the sex tapes? MY GOD, THE SEX TAPES.

HT to Mike D

Cat Bacharach

One could have guessed that a feline could develop the musical score for a soap opera, what with cats being so vapid and bitchy and all. This guy not only proves it, he knocks it out of the litter box. Keep an eye on your local listings for Nine Lives to Live.